“What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
“The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
“Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
(after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
“Author’s
note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is
stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a
now-retired former mid-level faction boss,
points out
that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the
exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“
i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”
mad scientist who says “Humanity is too weak and flawed – I will remake humankind int a stronger form!” but actually he just wants to fix everybody’s fucked-up backs
I know that not even this mess will convince The Gamers™ that maybe destroying people’s bodies and psyches is not a good part of game development, but goddamn it really fuckin’ should
hey sephiroth i’m at the drive-thru at mcdonald’s and you said you wanted a double cheeseburger but they said the grill wasn’t working. is there anything else you want? i think this is pretty bullshit so do you just wanna share a large fries and a 40 pc chicken mcnuggets instead?
if I was a cyborg I would want all of my mechanical parts to be like 90s clear plastic so you could clearly see all the machine guts inside and I think that’s really sexy of me.
my robot body parts better look like this or what’s the point?
